Back in 2006, I went to visit my friends Ibi and Ali in London. Of course, preparing for the trip consisted of talking about every British stereotype known to man.
Top Ten Things, I, Marty O'Connor Must Do While In England
10. Do a bad Austin Powers impersonation at least once a day.
9. When visiting London Bridge, scream "Its Falling! Its Falling!"
8. Smoke weed with Prince Harry.
7. Giggle uncontrollably everytime sometime calls the bathroom the "loo"
6. Have someone ask me if I want Tea and Krumpets.
5. Take picture where it hilariously appears that I am taller than Big Ben.
4. Try to make those guards with the bushy hats laugh.
3. Make some kind of rude sexual comment where I incorporate the term "Bend it like Beckham".
2. Relentlessly insist to a tour guide to take us past Benny Hill's London mansion.
1. Hump the leg of at least one Spice Girl.
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